:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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