Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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