TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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