I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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