Old men and throwing up are my life now.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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