My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
