i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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