Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
wow bdsm is so cute
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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