I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think I sprained my soul last night
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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