it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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