Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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