i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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