Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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