Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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