does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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