For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He called his prostate his "boner button".
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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