I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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