Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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