girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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