The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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