But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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