she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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