Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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