i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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