also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
