We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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