i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
we're so committed to being not committed
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