For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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