he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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