Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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