i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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