I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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