Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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