i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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