the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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