hotel room ftw
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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