My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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