Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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