none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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