Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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