I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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