i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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