i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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