yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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