Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
