oh god the rape fog is back!
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
