If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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