My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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