If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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