OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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