Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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