I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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